Is this the best movie that will never get made?

We were cruising around the internet the other day looking for things to occupy our tiny little minds and we stumbled across The Robotard 8000 (think we found it through Cinematical).  The Robotard 8000 has produced a script so offensively hilarious that chances are you will never see it made into a movie.  We started to read it and couldn’t stop until we finished even though at some points I thought I was going to shit out a lung I was laughing so much.

The script is represented by two big Hollywood agencies but its just too offensive for them to handle so the Robotard 8000 has decided to put it online.  Before we give you the link and blow your little minds, here are some things others have said about it:

“Someone e-mailed me BALLS OUT while I was on a train in Europe. I laughed so hard some passenger pelted me with cheese. Then the Robotard 8000 worked its way into my laptop and took over my finances. All I know is that machine is a funny asshole.”

-Derek Haas, Creator of THE BRINKERMAN CHRONICLES and Writer of WANTED and 3:10 TO YUMA.

“You probably can’t handle BALLS OUT.  You probably can’t make your boss understand why BALLS OUT is so brilliant.  And it is brilliant.  But if you can handle it you will be rewarded, for BALLS OUT is a sweet love story wrapped in a dick punch and garnished with a taco kick.  BALLS OUT isn’t for the weak, the elderly or the stupid.  And if you love it like I love it, you will know that this is something worth sharing even if it means you’ll never get into heaven.  BALLS OUT is what a screenplay should be: irreverent, intelligent, groundbreaking, smart, and even better it assumes you are smart.  If you are stupid, please don’t read it.  It isn’t for you.”

-Beth Schacter, Writer/Director of NORMAL ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR

So if you think you can handle it CLICK HERE, but be warned, once you read it you can never unread it!

Also, If you like Twitter, you can try and get the Robotard to PROBE YOU

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